filmsfoodandfandom:

grumpelstiltzkin:

jakeekiss:

grumpelstiltzkin:

comicartistevolution:

brevoortformspring:

[Brevoort mike drop]

Psst: Matt’s a Catholic, not a Christian.

Yeah, Catholics aren’t Christian, that’s why in the Exorcist they say “THE POWER OF MAYONNAISE COMPELS YOU!” to drive the devil out.

Oh wait. No, they say Christ. Taking a wild guess that you don’t know a lot about Catholicism.

Then why the fuck are there two different names!?

Denominational politics.

All Catholics are Christians but not all Christians are Catholics.