Human: “HAHAHA Animals are so dumb!”
*goes to war with its own species, uses up all of its resources, destroys its own environment, pollutes its own air and water*
Animal: *licks its own asshole*
human: *licks someone else’s asshole and calls it sex*
this is mY FAVORITE THING
"I don’t want to have the world’s attention. Yours is enough."
Unknown (via boypetter)
(Source: southerngirlk, via lostintheillusion636)
"Date yourself. Take yourself out to eat. Don’t share your popcorn at the movies with anyone. Stroll around an art museum alone. Fall in love with canvases. Fall in love with yourself."
Rosies of Color. Happy International Women’s Day.
why are replies so complicated now Jesus
I do not know, my child. But when you find out, tell me.
I will, accurately depicted Jesus.
(Source: markbarkov, via thedxrkknight)
"The trouble is you think you have time."
Buddha (via psych-facts)