so basically um im horny
do you know what these all say?
"hi horny im dad"
god gifted me with thick eyebrows of dark hair and for that reason i am #blessed to have endured my awkward eyebrow phase that every brown girl goes through as a preteen when she is unaware of how to handle and fully embrace this incredible power of having amazing natural brows that need no eyebrow pencil magic
sisters don’t let sisters tweeze their eyebrows into oblivion out of shame and embarrassment caused by white girls with nonexistent eyebrows
omg i can’t wait to be an aunty I’m going to be the coolest aunty ever like I’m going to beat up other aunties for saying mean shit to young brown girls I’m ready